he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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