hotel room ftw
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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