I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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