hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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