Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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