I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
accomplished twins. life is a go
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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