Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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