you win again, gameday.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
NoShamevember. You game?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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