Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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