That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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