She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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