12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
No subtext here. People are naked.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
