Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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