Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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