I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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