Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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