New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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