All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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