maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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