Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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