Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think my vagina is haunted
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
