talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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