She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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