I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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