mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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