oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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