So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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