the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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