so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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