Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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