it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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