Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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