Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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