Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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