i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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