is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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