are you still at the devil's house?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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