goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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