oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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