Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You can't special order awesome
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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