can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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