Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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