i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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