Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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