Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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