Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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