It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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