Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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