Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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