I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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