btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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