Someone shit on the floor
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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