he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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